'Coffee: The Musical'? We need this?

Later this year, we might see a new show on Broadway — "Coffee: The Musical." The New York Times says the musical will include “an original musical soundtrack, dancing, singing, topical coffee talk, love stories, and the preparation and enjoyment of coffee.” The opening number, "Hot Black Stuff," has an impromptu premiere last month at New York's Coffee & Tea Festival.

What would a "Tea: The Musical" sound like?